First trailer for the new Wachowski movie, “Jupiter Ascending.”
IT BASICALLY LOOKS LIKE A STAR WARS MOVIE WITH MILA KUNIS AS A JANITOR WHO BECOMES A SPACE PRINCESS?? PLUS CHANNING TATUM IN RIDONKULOUS EYELINER WITH A DYED GOATEE? AND SEAN BEAN. AND *EDDIE REDMAYNE* AS SOME KIND OF HILARIOUS BRITISH-ALIEN GOTH SUPERVILLAIN.
PUT THIS ALL IN MY EYEBALLS AT ONCE.
*quickly bets on Sean Bean dying*
Bolding that last part cause that was the first thing I thought of, myself. :p
I NEED THIS
The wait is over. Watch the official GODZILLA trailer now.
IN WHICH ZINYAK TAKES A MORE SUBTLE APPROACH TO TAKING OVER EARTH—SENDING IN HORDES OF GIANT MONSTERS FROM UNDER THE OCEAN—AND THE PRESIDENT DECIDES TO FUCK SHIT UP IN GIANT ROBOTS.
(also somehow they find Johnny again)
THE BOSS AND JOHNNY-“MURDER FIESTA.” all the missiles and punching you can jam into one giant robot.
ASHA AND MATT-“VASHTI NEURO.” focused on speed and fast blade strikes, this jaeger has an extra set of arms with even more swords. all the swords. ALL OF THEM.
KINZIE AND OLEG-“BRUTAL TEACUP” the strongest and most armored Jaeger in the Saintdome, they’ve been known to pick up others’ Jaegers and pitch them “fastball special” style at incoming Kaiju.
PIERCE AND SHAUNDI-“VENDETTA FLOW” prototype electrical cannons and snare launchers. the “hey, will this work? let’s stick it on a jaeger and find out” ‘bot of the crew. Shaundi and Pierce are not exactly happy with the decision.
jfc I want this so bad, and I haven’t even seen Pacific Rim yet. Hnnng.
Murder Fiesta though. I want it.
THIS IS PERFECT.
Murder Fiesta sounds so perfect, even better than Manic Canonizer.
"also somehow they find Johnny again"
I know how to answer this! I know! Pick me!
No matter who stepped into the jaeger with the Boss, they never quite drifted right-it sat wrong. Who can be drift compatible with someone like the Boss, you know? Pierce and Shaundi came the closest, I think, but-the Boss’s presence was too overpowering in their connection. Even with them, they couldn’t get the modified Vendetta Flow out of the ShatterCrib.
The Saints spent months losing the war-not drastically, because the other teams were amazing, the other pilots were deadly fighters and bonded-but little by little, humanity was losing. Their greatest asset, their leader, didn’t have a partner, was stuck on the sidelines, running intel and staring at screens. The Boss sat watching their Saints go up against the roughest motherfuckers Zinyak could throw at them, out where the Boss couldn’t get to them. The imagined screams of the kaiju was a fixture in the Boss’s nightmares. They were pissed at being so helpless.
Until they found out the Zinyak was holding Johnny Motherfucking Gat, just on the other side of the Rift in the darkest, deepest part of the Pacific.
It was maybe an hour before the Boss suited the fuck up, hands shaking, and stepped into the jaeger that’d sat gathering dust. The others would help the Boss get into the Rift-because they were at a serious disadvantage, but the Boss wouldn’t let anyone else do this, go after Johnny. But past the point where they entered the breach? They’d be on their own, solo-manning the mission to get their best fucking friend back.
The neural weight of the machine was huge and cold and intimidating-but the Boss had carried heavier weight in the years since Gat had disappeared. “I’m coming for you, Johnny,” was spit through a grin into the silence of Murder Fiesta’s control room as they dropped into the Pacific.
Zinyak and his kaiju were so fucked.
This needs to happen…SERIOUSLY
'pretty-boy-hair-blowing-in-the-wind' howl and 'dead-serious-why-you-interrupting-us' howl and 'consoling-fighto-birdy' howl are my favourite howl (◕﹏◕✿).
my interpretation of Elsa’s “Let it go”